The long road to roomy closets, empty boxes, and dusted shelves is finally coming to an end. Aside from the 20 or so items left to go on eBay or Craigslist, I have pretty much unloaded the last of the bulky clutter that had built up over years of shopping for things we don’t have room for. My daughter has now officially taken over the house with her stuff, claiming four rooms, including 2 bedrooms, the rec room, and the dining room.

During the chaotic clean up, I was reunited with a special someone that was deep in the office closet, fighting tax return errors and data inefficiency. I have chosen not to sell him because I would like to give him to someone who will proudly give him a desk job and boast about him to their friends.

Behold GEEKMAN!

About GeekMan:

A.K.A.:
propeller head, computer nerd, uber geek
Super Powers:
ungodly coding abilities; opposite sex repulsion; analytical reasoning; ability to create technical acronyms; less than ideal personal hygiene routine
Vulnerabilities:
wedgies; dodge balls; unknown questions of existence; girls of the Internet
Catchphrases:
“Techno-nerd powers, activate!”
“That’s not a bug, it’s a feature!”
Weaponry:
GeekMan comes equipped with glasses, handheld computer, notebook computer, watch, and of course, a coffee mug!

You want him, don’t you? Well, you might be able to have him!

How To Get GeekMan!

• All you have to do is tell me why you should be the one to have GeekMan! You can either email me (jay-at-suitej-dot-com) or post your reason here in the comments.
• Deadline is 12:01 am, Wed, April 2nd PST.
• On Wednesday, April 2nd, I will choose the person who I think is best suited to be the proud owner of GeekMan (Still In Package!).
• GeekMan will be sent to winner, free of charge, via Canada Post shipping.
• No purchase necessary. No skill testing question.

Good Luck!

GeekMan, I will miss you!